The B-Free Diet

In my insomniatic state last night I dreamed up a new diet tactic.  I figured out that most of the foods that make you fat start with the letter B.  So hypothetically, if I avoided all the foods that start with B maybe I would lose weight.  You laugh now, but wait until you read over my list.  You won't be laughing anymore.

The B's that make you fat

1. Butter
2. Bread
3. Bacon
4. Brie
5. Burgers
6. Beer
7. Baby Back Ribs with BBq sauce (that's 4 B's, count 'em)
8. Boston Baked Beans made with Bacon, Beer, and/or BBq ( ya think their bad?)
9. Ben & Jerry's
10. Big Mac's
11. Butterscotch anything
12. Biscotti
13. Brownies
14. Blueberry Pie
15. Big Boy's (It used to be called Bob's Big Boy and they're famous for their Burgers. )
16. Banana Splits
17. Baked Alaska
18. BLT's 
19. Bagels
20. Baguette
21. Brioche
22. Biscuits
23. Blue cheese
24. Barq's Root Beer
25. Blintz
26. Bologna
27. Burritos
28. Brats
29. Buffalo wings
30. Birthday Cake

It can get even worse when you combine two B's such as Bread & Butter or Beer & Brats.   Does that sound healthy to you?  Feel free to add to my list and try out the B-free diet...
                                                           
                                                                  Your Bum will thank me.