Friday, June 18, 2010

The B-Free Diet

In my insomniatic state last night I dreamed up a new diet tactic.  I figured out that most of the foods that make you fat start with the letter B.  So hypothetically, if I avoided all the foods that start with B maybe I would lose weight.  You laugh now, but wait until you read over my list.  You won't be laughing anymore.

The B's that make you fat

  1. Butter
  2. Bread
  3. Bacon
  4. Brie
  5. Burgers
  6. Beer
  7. Baby Back Ribs with BBq sauce (that's 4 B's, count 'em)
  8. Boston Baked Beans made with Bacon, Beer, and/or BBq ( ya think their bad?)
  9. Ben & Jerry's
  10. Big Mac's
  11. Butterscotch anything
  12. Biscotti
  13. Brownies
  14. Blueberry Pie
  15. Big Boy's (It used to be called Bob's Big Boy and they're famous for their Burgers. )
  16. Banana Splits
  17. Baked Alaska
  18. BLT's 
  19. Bagels
  20. Baguette
  21. Brioche
  22. Biscuits
  23. Blue cheese
  24. Barq's Root Beer
  25. Blintz
  26. Bologna
  27. Burritos
  28. Brats
  29. Buffalo wings
  30. Birthday Cake
It can get even worse when you combine two B's such as Bread & Butter or Beer & Brats.   Does that sound healthy to you?  Feel free to add to my list and try out the B-free diet...
                                                           
                                                                  Your Bum will thank me.

6 comments:

TP said...

How about:
Beer Battered Bread
Baskin Robins
BEEF!

Some Bs are healthy:
Blueberries
Bouillabase
Barley

Can we still eat Blueberries?

Flavor Farm Girl said...

BEEF! good one!

We can still eat blueberries, broccoli, and beets. But that's it!

No

Burger King BK Broilers

or

Buck Doubles

or

Butterfingers!

Tender Branson said...

No bananas? If there is one processed food I can't ignore occasionally that is the butterscotch krimpet. I see that butterscotch makes the list, not good.

sarah said...

why do b's have to taste so bood....errr, good.

Flavor Farm Girl said...

I hate bananas... to rich for me. I only eat them in baked goods.

and Sissy- you are bunny...err funny!

Marika's Kitchen said...

I have to say I laughed out loud to this one!!!!!! Brats and Beer!

cant wait for C!

x marika